san onfre

This is the best surf spot in southern california. It is also home to san onfre nuke power plant, the dolly parton's of socal. I was driving through there once and it was raining clouds of ash. I wonder if I am glowing.. Wow that is why I drive fast through there..

I am feeling better after the million dollar man kicked me in the balls and then ran away. I will have more opportunities to get million dollar projects as long as I am sober.

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My neighbor always goes to the beach surfing with his kids and they always bring back starfish. I hate it because its such a waste, they pull them off the rocks and throw them away a few days later.