Saturday, October 22, 2005

Kids are Killing Me

I have cleaned the toilet seat about 12 times today. What the hell is wrong with all the kids aim. I guess the damn doctors in this area do not know how to perform a centered circumcision. These kids are non-stop sugar mongrels. It is going to be a late night and the last of the sleep overs. There are 5 kids left and its getting late, please get home sick. I use to pee on a lot of seats when I was drinking or should I say a lot of floors. However, I at least had the decency to wipe the seat off.

2 comments:

Hannen said...

I've recently heard that guys will aim at a fly in the urnial. Why not paint one on the wall of the toilet. Maybe the kids will aim for it. Centered, I think.

Trudging said...

My son has lousy aim too. Oh well....